I pulled out the dictionary.
I found a word I'd never seen before: fluctisonous. It means "sounding like waves." As in, "The rhythm of that circular fan is fluctisonous."
Who talks like that? Have you ever heard the word fluctisonous? Neither has the spell checker.
I did find some words I recognized and decided to offer my opinion of them.
Firstborns - the best.
Fudge - right up there with firstborns.
Fruitcake - not even close to firstborns (does anybody really like fruitcake?)
Fiddler on the Roof - dear Tevye. All those daughters.
Fred Flintstone - how he ever got Wilma, I'll never know.
Fish stew - uh...what? Ewww.
Feather pillows - too pokey for me.
Foreshadowing - love it, if it's subtle.
Fundraising - hate it. I didn't even like selling Girl Scout cookies.
Football - meh
Foie gras (a pate made from goose liver, Cognac and truffles.) This ought to be illegal.
Flip-flops - I live in Florida, where flip-flops are the state shoe. Fabulous.